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13 Funny Chat Up Lines Guaranteed To At Least Get You A Laugh

13 Funny Chat Up Lines Guaranteed To At Least Get You A Laugh

Pick-up lines are a thing of the past. Aren’t they? We mainly do our hunting and flirting from behind the warm glow of our phones or laptops these days - and let’s face it, it’s so much easier. Well, I reckon it’s still fun to meet people IN REAL LIFE which is why I have compiled a list of 13 of my favourite chat-up lines that you simply must try this weekend. Let me know in the comments how you get on!

  1. You look like my first wife! (How many have you had?) None.
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  1. Hey did you drop something? (Ummm What?) Your standards. Hi I’m Nick.
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  1. You must be a banana because I find you a peeling.
  1. Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
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Pro tip

“Do not try more than twice to engage the same person.” Source
  1. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  1. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
  1. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
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  1. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
  1. Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
  1. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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  1. I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
  1. I can't find my puppy - can you help me find him? I think he went into this secluded, romantic area here…
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  1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
  1. I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
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Pro tip

“A great pick up line only works if it is followed by real and engaging conversation. Otherwise it is like giving beautiful paints and a canvas to a man with no creative talent. Good start but no art. Before someone reaches out to a new person, they should write down at least 5 reasons they would be a great person to get to know. No bull. 5 at least. If they cannot come up with 5 then the best line in the world will get them nowhere.”

Matthew Anderson, Relationship Coach

We all love a tryer, so fingers crossed one of these lines works for you! Good luck.

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